ACTION) [If you're around Topper Street and the streets around it, you'll hear a very loud scream that sounds like gibberish at first. As the sound comes closer, you'll be able to make out the words. The voice is rather panicked, hysteric, even. You'll then see a very frantic man who is running rather quickly towards you.]
I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything! Someone save me -- I'm running away! Why did this happen to me?! Noooooooo
...! [Does he bump into you? Run right by you?
Win your heart over due to his amazing Italian looks? Or maybe you'll ignore him because look it's ANOTHER loud weirdo in mayfield...] PHONE) [someone is trying to dial a number he knows all too well by heart. Before you have a chance to say anything, he's already frantically yelling over the phone.]
Germany, Germany! I somehow ended up in this strange movie set! You told me not to eat too much before my siesta, b-but... this punishment is too cruel! Please take me back home! I haven't seen a good place to eat and people have been giving me weird looks from the window!